Glutton King Contest
By: MukCub

Welcome to the Glutton King contest. I am your host John Dive and I will be your host for this year's Glutton King Contest. In years past we have seen some amazing feats of eating and I am sure this year will be no exception. For a little background for those of you who have never seen this contest before, each contestant to qualify had to eat over 200lbs of food in under an hour. This year we have five contestants who were able to accomplish that feat and are now here in the finals. Let’s meet the contestants. Contestant number 1 is Jack from Missouri. He is 6’0” and topping the scale currently at 326lbs. Jack is a trucker by profession and has won many local and regional eating contests and has the belly to show for it. Contestant number 2 is Tank from Wisconsin. Tank is 6’6” and a strong 385lbs. Jack works construction for a living and though we haven’t seen much of him on the professional eating circuit he states that he has been packing away food for years and is ready to bring it on. Contestant number 3 is Henry of California. Henry is an amazing 6’7” man and weighs in at a phenomenal 420lbs. Henry has the champion of the Big Burger International Eating contest and packed away a record amt of 350lbs of food. Contestant number 4 is Big T of Georgia. Big T is 5’9” and is crushing the scale at 540lbs. Big T has an impressive list of contests and accomplishments to numerous to list. Finally our last contestant is Bob of Tennessee. Bob comes in at 5’10” and weighing in at 275lbs. Though the smallest of the contestants weight-wise he has won the 3 regional eating contests and also participated in the nationals.

The rules of the contest are quite simple. We have two cooks busy in the kitchen and three servers who will make sure that our contestants have plenty to eat. The contestants will have a wide variety of foods set out on the table before them. Anything on the table is considered fair game to all the contestants. Each contestant is also sitting on a scale. We will measure their progress by the weight of the scale. Unlike other eating contests where it is the person who eats the most of one item, here we are measuring the weight of the items eaten.

The contestants look ready and the servers are quickly filling up the table in front of them with various foods from chickens, turkeys, steaks, pork, salads, desserts, you name it and it is on the table. Looks like everything is in place and off we go. Wow, look at those men eat. Looks like the chefs and servers are going to be busy today. As we watch it looks like some of these guys aren’t even chewing their food as it enters their mouth. What is this, looks like Big T has grabbed an entire turkey and is shoving it into his mouth. This is an incredible site. He just swallowed an entire turkey whole and he hasn’t slowed down. Though does seem to have slowed Bob down who is looking impressively at Big T’s expanding belly.

Half hour into the contest and looks like each contestant is going stronger than anticipated. The serving table is just barely keeping stocked. To keep up with the demand, three more servers are helping bring out food for a total of six men and two more are helping in the kitchen to try and keep up. This is definitely an impressive sight. So far it looks like Big T and Tank are both running neck in neck on the amount of food eaten, followed close behind by Henry, Jack is in fourth place and bringing up the rear is Bob. Oh my, looks like the area in front of Tank and Jack is almost empty with Tank reaching over and swallowing what food is in front of Jack. Jack doesn’t seem to appreciate it much, nor does he seem to appreciate how Tank’s belly is starting to press into him. Looks like Jack just said something to Tank. Let’s turn the under table microphones on and see if we can hear what is going on.

“Fuck man, last thing you should worry about is your space. I’m hungry and you’re in my way.”

Sounds like Tank didn’t appreciate Jack’s comment with that, oh my lord. Tank just grabbed Jack and threw him on the table. This seems impossible; Tank has grabbed Jack and is stuffing his head into his mouth. We haven’t seen gluttony like this in years. Not since Big Daddy Dave managed to ingest all his opponents and all the kitchen help. Tank has now gotten Jack’s shoulders and chest in his mouth. Jack is definitely struggling trying to get away but doesn’t look like Tank has any plans of letting go. The other contestants have all stopped eating and are watching the display. Wow with that loud slurp Jack’s entire torso slide right into Tank’s mouth and right into his throat. Only his legs now are outside of Tank’s mouth. Looks like our judges seem to be discussing something. My lord, with that might swallows Jack’s legs all but disappeared. His shoes are the only things outside of Tank’s mouth. Tank is opening his mouth and with his tongue he has pulled the rest of Jack into his mouth. Look at Tank’s belly expand with that additional. Poor Henry now has to contend with two huge bellies on each side of him.

Here is a note from our judges, since Jack was technically on the table, it does fall in the rules that he can be considered food. There we have it. Looks like swallowing one of his opponents hasn’t slowed Tank down a bit as he starts eating the food in front of him and where Jack used to be. Looks like the others are back into this as well, trying to catch up to Tank who is now way ahead of the others. Big T looks to be extremely concerned and is downing food with amazing speed. Here comes there servers with more food. Oh no, looks like one of the servers as he was putting food in front of Big T, got to close. Big T has grabbed him by the wrists and is feeding his hands and arms into his mouth. The server is struggling and looks like on of the other servers has come over to help. Big T is swallowing hard and fast. The server’s torso is sliding into his mouth and looks like there are now two other servers, one on each leg trying to pull the other free. Looks like a big grin on Big T’s lips and oh my lord, with a huge gulp and slurp as well as a well timed lunge, he has pulled the other two servers onto the table as well and he is working them into his mouth as the feet of the other one disappears. This is incredible. Big T is swallowing three men, two together at one time. I suppose this is a lesson to the other servers, careful of the hungry men on the other side of the table. Well, that definitely didn’t take long. All three servers are now in Big T’s belly and looks like he has caught up with Tank again. Zooming in you can see both in Big T’s and Tank’s bellies, their food struggling for freedom. This is definitely going to be an impressive contest.

Well the contest has now entered hour two and the contestants are still gorging. The live meals seem to have stopped fighting. The bellies have definitely expanded and look like Henry and Bob are both fighting to stay in the game. The kitchen is barely keeping up now that it lacks three servers but the table at least does have some food still on it in front of each contestant. Uh oh, looks like Tank is giving slide glances over to Henry next to him. Wow, what speed, Tank just reached up behind Henry and shoved him forward, shoving him on the table. Tank has moved over into Henry’s seat pushing him more onto the table. Looks like Tank is stuffing Henry’s huge boots into his mouth. My lord, how is Tank putting away so much. If he manages to swallow Henry he will get another good lead over Big T. Big T is looking over and sees this. Oh my, looks like Big T and decided Bob is food also and lifted him on the table. The two contestants are now both swallowing the other contestants. If Big T manages this he will still have some catching up to do. Henry is a lot bigger than Bob is. This is incredible. Both men are shoving their struggling opponents into their mouths. Looks like Big T is going to finish first. Yes, with a big swallow, Bob is now struggling inside Big T’s stomach, joining the three servers from earlier. Man, what a mixing pot to be going into. Looks like Tank is almost done with Henry as well. There it is, with a final gulp we are down to just two contestants and with Henry in Tank’s tank, he has a big lead on Big T. Here are the scales and looks like there is about 300lbs of food ingested difference. Big T and Tank are both back to eating. Big T definitely looks like he is trying to catch up but Tank hasn’t slowed down any either. Here comes some more food. Looks like Big T is going for some catching up. He just grabbed two more servers’ hands and yanked them onto the table. Uh oh, looks like the last server was grabbed by Tank when he heard the other servers yell out. This is incredible, with all the food and the fact they have both have men in there stomach, they seem to both be easily finding room for their captives. Tank is sliding his struggling server in with not a problem, while Big T is swallowing both of his at once again. Big T just slurped in the rest of his two men, looks like Tank did the same and they are working on clearing the food off the table again.

Folks, this is an amazing sight of gluttony. Looks like we have two Big Daddy Daves at the table this year. If you look closely folks you can still see the bellies of our two contestants moving as the men in there are struggling. Can you imagine being in such a hot, stinking place as more and more food gets dumped on you, not to mention other people? As Big Daddy Dave said in his interview last year, “doesn’t really matter, their nothing but fat and shit when I’m done with them.” Speaking of Big Daddy Dave, he will be here later to crown this year’s Glutton King. Should be interesting to see what he has been up to this past year.

Back to the contest, looks like the table is getting pretty bare and the judge has just gone into the kitchen. Looks like the cooks are going to have to start bringing out the food since there are no more servers. Here comes the judge and the cooks are bringing out their food. Looks like it was just in time too. Both contestants had completely cleared the table of any morsel of food. The contestants are both watching as the cooks bring the food up to the table. Big T seems to be eyeing Tank who is still in the lead in the competition. The cooks look sort of nervous as they get closer to the table, and rightfully so. I have to say, knowing these two contestants, I would not want to be anywhere within their reach. The cooks are now loading up the table with their first load of food. The contestants started to dig in as they put the food down. This is an impressive showing folks and looks like the cooks are going down to bring more food. Must have been some back up there without the servers. Tank is still holding the lead though looks like Big T is starting to catch up. The cooks are bringing another load of food; this should fill the table back up. The cooks have brought up the last of the food but looks like Big T is going for a catch up. He has taken the sausages that were still linked and as the cooks brought up the last of the food he managed to use them as a rope. This is amazing. To bad the cooks were all standing so close as the put down the roasted hog. Big T was able to catch all of them in that simple rope trick with the sausages. This is incredible. With a huge tug, he has pulled all four cooks onto the table in front of him. Looks like two of them are heading down his mouth. Big T has grabbed the other two and he is holding them tight against his fat belly. We can see the sheer terror on the two cooks’ eyes as Big T easily ingests the other two. Looks like with this, Big T will take the lead. Looking over to Tank, he is still focused on the food, actually on the roast hog they just brought out. Looks like Tank is going to be swallowing the entire beast. That may match him up with Big T. Looks like we will have to see. The legs of the two cooks are sliding into Big T’s mouth and looks like he is preparing the other two for the same trip. The amount of strength Big T is showing is phenomenal. The two men are struggling with all their might but it isn’t even fazing him. Oh, there go the other two cooks. Big T looks to be enjoying them as he pushes them deeper into his throat. Looks like Tanks is almost done with the roast hog also. The size of these men’s bellies is amazing. The amount of food both of them has ingested is almost impossible to fathom and they keep going. The last of the cooks are sliding in. That would now make it nine men inside Big T’s belly. Only three men in Tanks belly currently, but at the same time, the men he ate were much larger.

Tank has finished swallowing the whole roasted hog and he is looking over the food on the table that is left. Looks like that was the last gulp for Big T also as he sends the last of our cooks into his belly. The scales seem to be weighing out real close and looks like at this time, Big T has a lead. The two men seem to be looking at each other. Tank is taking the first move, grabbing Big T and using his own belly for leverage, forces him on the table. Oh my lord, the table just broke in two from the weight and Big T took advantage of that grabbing Tanks as he fell. Technically both men have both been on the table now and both are considered food. The two are struggling. Big T definitely has the advantage, with more weight in his belly as well as having started with more weight at the beginning. Looks like Big T is going for it, trying to take Tank’s head into his mouth. Looks like we may have a winner. Oh my lord, this is just out of this world, Tank has planted his hands on Big T’s shoulders and is managing to force his head out of Big T’s mouth. It is a battle of the titans as Big T tries to get Tank into him and Tank struggles to free himself. There it is, Tank has managed to get his head free to Big T’s surprise and oh my lord is now turning the tables. Tank having a solid grip on Big T and pulled him forward and now has Big T’s head in his mouth. Big T is trying to block but with the grip Tank has it is keeping Big T from getting a good hold. This is incredible folks; Tank has moved his grip as Big T’s huge shoulders slid into Tank’s wide mouth. Tank is sweating hard as he continues to pull Big T into his mouth. We can even see Big T’s head and shoulders entering Tank’s throat and disappearing into behind his hairy pecs. This is phenomenal. Big T is still struggling but his arms are pinned at his sides and looks like Tank is just relaxing and letting his throat do the work now; his hands holding Big T mainly just to keep him in place. Here comes the real challenge for Tank, Big T’s massive belly. Remember folks, there are nine men in there already, as well as all the food he had ingested. Tank’s bearded mouth is working its way around. Looks like Tank has to do some forcing with his hands, shoving in on the belly to help it fit. This is it; Tank has managed to get his mouth around the widest part of Big T’s belly and look how fast he is moving now. The entire belly is in Tank’s mouth and sliding into his throat. Poor Big T, all that weight now is pulling the rest of him in faster. Oh! And with a sickeningly loud slurp Tank has just sucked up Big T’s legs and feet and with that last huge gulp, we have a winner!!

As we let Tank’s dinner settle let us go over to our last year’s Glutton King, Big Daddy Dave and get his words on the contest. “Hello Big Daddy Dave, you are looking as huge as ever.” “ Have to keep this big belly filled ya know, John. I would like to thank the organization for giving me a private box for viewing with plenty to eat.”

“Private box? This was an open audience Big Daddy Dave.”

“Really, I guess I should thank all the people who sat next to me then and are now struggling in my belly.”

“I guess that answers my next question about are you still eating. So what did you think of this year’s winner Big Daddy Dave?”

“I have to say, looks like Tank has an appetite that almost comes close to mine. It was definitely a great contest, especially at the end.”

“Well Big Daddy Dave, it is time for you to go down and crown this year’s Glutton King.”

“You’re right John; it is time for the rightful man to receive the title”

There you have it folks, an amazing man and I have to say I feel lucky being that close to him and not ending up in his belly. As for the people who did sit to close to him during our contest, we do apologize to your families.

Big Daddy Dave has gone over and is shaking hands with Tank. I have to say, I think Tank has even gotten taller through this contest as well as his belly being of an amazing girth. Seeing both of these huge men on stage is an awesome sight. Big Daddy Dave has handed Tank the trophy and now as Tank bows his head to have the crown put on. What is this?! Big Daddy Dave has grabbed Tank and is opening his mouth. Looks like we have a power grab with the old king not willing to give up his title to the new. Oh my lord, this is impossible, as Big Daddy Dave went to take Tank’s head into his mouth, Tank looked up, his mouth open even wider. Big Daddy Dave just unintentionally put his head into Tank’s mouth. This is beyond belief; Tank has grabbed Big Daddy Dave and is shoving him into his mouth. Unlike with Big T, looks like Tank is pissed and is shoving the former Glutton King hard and fast into his throat. Big Daddy Dave is trying to struggle but looks like Tank is used to swallowing men his size and larger, as we saw with the contestants he ate. Tank has just swallowed in Big Daddy Dave’s belly and it is just a matter of time. A couple more gulps, and the old king is gone folk and the new Glutton King is on stage victorious. My lord, the scale can’t even measure how much he has eaten. This has been a most impressive contest folks. Tank has now crowned himself. It is time that we get a few words with our new Glutton King.

“Tank, that was a most impressive shooooo…noooo….aughhhh!”

The End